‘Tis best not to f**k with the Wu-Tang Clan. Or, so I’ve heard. Yesterday, I had lunch with two friends.… Read more Funemployment Day 3: The Wu-Tang Clan
‘Tis best not to f**k with the Wu-Tang Clan. Or, so I’ve heard. Yesterday, I had lunch with two friends.… Read more Funemployment Day 3: The Wu-Tang Clan
Once upon a time, many moons ago, my college best friend and I concocted what seemed to be a… Read more Funemployment Day 1: Trophy Wife
“I am going to make it through this year if it kills me” – The Mountain Goats “This Year” We’re… Read more 2016
My third season skating as a Naptown Roller Girl is complete. I bouted for the Third Alarm multiple times and… Read more Three Seasons Later…
Storytime! Gather ’round the internet campfire, grab some popcorn or booze, and prepare yourself for a true tale. The year was… Read more Me and Hillary
I’m in it right now. It’s like a crab trap, complete with the feeling like I could be boiled alive… Read more The Anxiety Trap
Honking is for ducks.
Flashback to Christmas 1995: At 17, I was going through my first real break-up. It was soul-crushing because, well, I… Read more I Loves a Good Fiddle
As the tributes to Prince poured out of my radio on the way home from work yesterday, the DJ (former… Read more #2016wontbreakus
I’ve stared at the screen for hours in the last few days, wondering what I was going to say and… Read more Gone