About 19 years ago, I followed a herd of women around the Bradley University campus on a steamy day, unsure… Read more That Time I Joined a Sorority
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Ned Flanders vs The Ramones
It’s fair to say “The Simpsons” has shaped a lot of popular culture in the last 25 years. This week,… Read more Ned Flanders vs The Ramones
Really Disappointed or Really Amused
As in, what I surely must be at this moment in time. In the continuing search for what I want… Read more Really Disappointed or Really Amused
People Who Need a Reality Check: Vol. I
People who say, “30 is old.” These are the same people who haven’t realized the fun of things like disposable… Read more People Who Need a Reality Check: Vol. I
A Brief Radio Silence
My humblest apologies for not writing sooner. However, I spent many hours battling the beast of Chicagoland traffic over the… Read more A Brief Radio Silence
Let Me Go On
No one wants to learn what classic party songs are about masturbation from their father. Or, any biological relative for… Read more Let Me Go On
The War
The media tells us we’re fighting simultaneous wars on drugs, terror, illegal gun traffic, and a host of other serious… Read more The War
Small Problems
My last growth spurt was 1992. Which means I reached my large stature of 5’1.75″ as a 14-year-old. Yes, that… Read more Small Problems
Girl vs Tree
My friend once had a collision with a tree. When I say “collision,” I’m not talking about one of those… Read more Girl vs Tree
Oompa Loompa?
The throbbing in my left shoulder seems to be improving, although I’m sure typing doesn’t necessarily make it better. I… Read more Oompa Loompa?
Devon Dean: The Storyteller 